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Immature 25 June, 2008
I fucked your mother last night, she said I was great in the bedroom, much better than her insecure son. How about that then, love the job in Tesco, I take it you make clothes for Primark in your tin shack. Wanker
pert 25 June, 2008
bloated fat people like you have tiny, tiny willies and undecended testicles. not that you'd know coz you haven't seen your junk for years eh? know why? coz you're fat. and a virgin. i mean really. look at yourself. nobody would have sex with you, you big fat, round virgin, liar, loser tesco bitch cunt.
Mistermister 25 June, 2008
I know that is you Red fun devil You are a class A cunt. Why don't you go and hang yourself ya insecure prick Your brother is a wanker too
pert 25 June, 2008
Unlucky pert, I know what your going through. The first few days are the hardest!
Immature 24 June, 2008
fat, rosey cheeked, balshy, fat, virgin, fat cunt. broke fucking, fat, ghetto tesco bitch. fat, virgin, plain, miserable, fat loser, fat cunt. i rofl at your demise. fatty virgin, liar, cunt. fat.
mistermister 24 June, 2008
so, pertie, my friend, you were banned, while i'm able to post again in the caf ... life's a bitch
Revelz 24 June, 2008
Take care buddy. you will be missed. p.s i suck cock for free. p.p.s I boned marcos deto. p.p.p.s me smashed hombre mehro and marcos are fucking each other.
Girish 24 June, 2008
Pert if you are reading this I have decided to suspend you for a period of two months, at which point you'll be invited on.
Bury Red 24 June, 2008
Ok, i admit it, Marcosdeto's weekend threads are way better than mine, and he's so sexy, and slim, unlike pert whos not slim and ... well ... em ... RIP PERT
barbara charles 24 June, 2008
R. I. P. Pert. May you eternally enjoy your all you can eat buffet in fast food heaven.
Raven Blade 24 June, 2008
Eventually he was dragged down by the stone . . . and his weight. E. I. P. (Eat in Peace)
Pink Zeppelin 24 June, 2008
As the Manager of one of Belfast's many McDonalds, we are so sad to hear about the death of our most loyal customers. You'll never be forgotten, Fatty McPert.
McDonalds Manager 24 June, 2008
He laughed at something I wrote once... sniff sniff... I promised myself I wouldn't cry....
77 24 June, 2008
pert im so so sorry please forgive me for causing all this grief, i had no idea it would end up like this honest! please don't kill yourself ok? sorry again, if it'll make you feel better i'll suck you t'morrow night k?
solvista 24 June, 2008
typical sad bastard, fat n ugly in real life acting all big and 'ard on the internet. you can only dream of gettin laid, hope you have a heart attack now you pervert
zuco 24 June, 2008
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Revelz 24 June, 2008
Sorry about yesterday on that ride. I was out of order to start laughing when you were crying "i'm stuck" but your such a fat fuck i found it funny x
Mum 24 June, 2008
Down You Go Fat Boy Pert. Down You Go 3Sixty. Romantic Deaths Indeed. Watch Out ! Who Is Next ?
Romantic Death 24 June, 2008
Pertsy, can you pop into the laundrette on your way home and pick up the dry cleaning? Mummymoo x
Mumsy 24 June, 2008
Dear dear fucking dear. Like a bunch of bitchy prepubescent girls in the playground, rather than intelligent, genuinely passionate Manchester United fans. How the fuck did some (not all, just the twat-responders) gain access to a supposedly serious site for real United fans to discuss news, views and opinions about their Football Club. Fuck off and support Citeh if you want to behave like twat-teenagers. Although if you are twat-teenagers can I say fair enough. I was a twat-teenager like you. Once upon a time. Night night children.
HampshireHog 24 June, 2008
Who keeps impersonating me. I mean, I am gay and do enjoy licking scrotums. But what's this abuse about. Uncalled for.
Solvista 24 June, 2008
I'm going to miss Pert bouncing on my willy whilst his flabby tits flap in my face, squirting his love juice all over my belly.
cekscrayons 24 June, 2008
I've just heard the bad news from Ronald, Pert will be missed from all of us at KFC too.
Kernel Sanders 24 June, 2008
rip pert, i hope our paths will cross again one day. ps. i want my butt plugs back
Sparky19 24 June, 2008
When this rather broad man showed up at the cinema one day and asked for 2 tickets my reply was "Where's the other party?". "Well," said the man, with a blush, "you see one seat is a little small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they're both really for me." "Okay with me, please," i replied. "There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers fifty-one and sixty-three." This man was Pert, who could often be found with people jogging around him for exercise. I remember when his mum took him to Seaworld, the big fella was so excited to be getting baptised. RIP from all of us at the Cinema
Belfast Cinema 24 June, 2008
For all the times we had Under the redcafe flag Can't seem to forget that you were Kicked out because of me You I will miss you Or at least I will miss being Under the redcafe flag with you mate.
solvista 24 June, 2008
listen cockface...you are the most vile cumstain I've ever encountered on this forum. You monopoloise every thread you come across with some half arsed one liner that would'nt qualify for the Joe Longthorne show and then present yourself like you are the King of comedy on American prime time. You epitimise most of what I detest about the internet...opinions formed at the drop of a hat....petty jokes at the expense of others with no thought for their feelings and most of all the self absorbing egotistical self correction of spelling that really points out to every other poster that the highlight of your day is a wank to "big tit weekly". You dont have the friends here you perceive yourself to have and have the intellect of a gnat and the culmanation of this sceario will be your demise in a slow and agonising manner. Be warned.
- Zuco - 24 June, 2008
Bye Pert, Carly sends her love, too bad i'm going to get to fuck her shit before you. Never mind, there's always Zuco. Lots of love, Sol xxx
Solvista 24 June, 2008
rip pert, you will be sorely missed, or something. incidentally, hectic, i am in need of some male company. fancy it?
rimaldo 24 June, 2008
It was very heavy to take, the loss of Pert. I just hope i can get over this astromically huge setback and get on with my life. R.I.P Pert.
Cornell 24 June, 2008
Look on the bright side - at least you're not still being a 'small minded wanker' on redcafe all day any more.
Baldwin 24 June, 2008
Pert was the kind of guy you could introduce to your Nan whilst being assured he'd give her a good time. I remember his stint on SSN and the comments txt'd, phoned and emailed in afterwards "who the fuck was that cnut" they read out, "it must have taken him 2 trips to Old Trafford to haul that ass". Ah the memories. RIP Pert
Rudie 24 June, 2008
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